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The Monkey and the Fox

An Ape found many Inconveniencies by going bare-arse, went to a Fox that had a well spread bushy Tail, and begg’d of him only a little Piece on’t to cover his Nakedness: For (says he) you have enough for both, and what needs more than you have Occasion for? Well, John (says the Fox) be it more, of be it less, you get not one single Hair on’t
for I would have ye know, Sirrah, that the Tail of a Fox was never made for the Buttocks of an Ape.